Josh is a light-hearted mechanic. He's had an interest in cars and mechanics since a young age and is somewhat superstitious, owing to a lucky hat he found at the age of 7. He and Paul were neighbors and decided to move in together when neither could pay for an inner-city apartment on their own.

Paul hates stupidity and is on his own personal crusade to cure it through sarcasm and insults. He works at a small software company fixing code to prepare for Y2K, a feta of stupidity he would love to cure if it wouldn't put ihm out of work. Having to sit in a cubicle wallowing in the stupidity of others is the source of much of his stress and anger which manifests in a hatred of the squirrel that occassionally shows up.

That girl, otherwise known as ________, showed up one day in response to an ad for a roommate to help Paul and Josh pay the bills. She hasn't left the apartment since. She makes money off the internet. Her life exists primarily on the computer. The only thing in real life that catches her interest is a squirrel from the park that frequently raids the apartment.

A squirrel form the nearby park that loves to raid the kitchen of the apartment. Josh and _______ treat is much like a pet whereas Paul has already laid plans for it's extermination.